whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
