Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
can u get pink eye on your cock?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
