Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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