is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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