i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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