Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Your topless pictures make me question reality
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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