I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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