he shaved USA in his pubs
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
why is half of my head shaved?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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