What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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