All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Can I color on your dick again?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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