Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize