Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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