I am puke
I'm jealous of your bromance
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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