your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i would one night stand the shit outta him
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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