So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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