We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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