My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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