I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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