How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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