butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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