My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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