she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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