I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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