Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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