Whoa Z and x make the same sound
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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