Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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