So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
we're so committed to being not committed
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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