hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Randomize