how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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