i just made my gag reflex go away.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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