Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I have tasted many bathrooms
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