That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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