I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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