"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
