I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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