I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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