Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
are you so shy because you have an std?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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