She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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