Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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