Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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