i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
my being single is dangerous.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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