that's an acceptable place to lick
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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