with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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