lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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