Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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