I don't think brook has ever known best
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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