he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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