Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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