My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I love you. Go after that dick
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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