I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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