Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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