Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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