I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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