did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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