i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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