it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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