We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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