You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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