as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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