Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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