New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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