My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Come see our sink grown plant.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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