So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Randomize
